Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes

Funny status for WhatsApp - Sometimes you might go crazy and funny. Even if you are feeling down, setting a very simple funny WhatsApp status can get your mood lifted up and have fun.

Here are some funny status which you can set in your whatsapp. Have fun and let others have fun by your funny status in WhatsApp.

1. If you can't convince them, confuse them. - Harry S Truman
2. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. - Old Chinese Saying
3. If you don't know what to say, tell an old chinese proverb. - Old Chinese Proverb
4. A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Sam Hom
5. A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. - John Florio
6. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome
7. A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. - Mark Twain
8. All would live long but none would be old. - Ben Franklin
9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. - Cassandra Chatfield
10. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
11. Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be dissapointed. - Ben Franklin
12. Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Ben Franklin
13. Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies. - Canning
14. Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway. - Eleanor Roosevelt
15. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. - William Shakespeare
16. If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. - Mignon McLaughlin
17. An unwatched pot boils immediately. - H.F. Ellis
18. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. - Mignon McLaughlin
19. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
20. Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. - Unknown Author
21. It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. - Grace Hopper
22. Keep a thing seven years and it’s bound to come in handy. - Russian Proverb
23. Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. - Sam Ewing
24. I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.  - Elaine Dundy
25. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. - Dave Barry
26. Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. - Mindy Kaling