Here are some funny status which you can set in your whatsapp. Have fun and let others have fun by your funny status in WhatsApp.
- If you can't convince them, confuse them. - Harry S Truman
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. - Old Chinese Saying
- If you don't know what to say, tell an old chinese proverb. - Old Chinese Proverb
- A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Sam Hom
- A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. - John Florio
- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome
- A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. - Mark Twain
- All would live long but none would be old. - Ben Franklin
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. - Cassandra Chatfield
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
- Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be dissapointed. - Ben Franklin
- Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Ben Franklin
- Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies. - Canning
- Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway. - Eleanor Roosevelt
- I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. - William Shakespeare
- If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. - Mignon McLaughlin
- An unwatched pot boils immediately. - H.F. Ellis
- Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. - Mignon McLaughlin
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
- Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. - Unknown Author
- It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. - Grace Hopper
- Keep a thing seven years and it’s bound to come in handy. - Russian Proverb
- Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. - Sam Ewing
- I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. - Elaine Dundy
- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. - Dave Barry
- Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. - Mindy Kaling
