Funny WhatsApp Status and Quotes

Funny status for WhatsApp - Sometimes you might go crazy and funny. Even if you are feeling down, setting a very simple funny WhatsApp status can get your mood lifted up and have fun.

Here are some funny status which you can set in your whatsapp. Have fun and let others have fun by your funny status in WhatsApp.

1. If you can't convince them, confuse them. - Harry S Truman
2. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. - Old Chinese Saying
3. If you don't know what to say, tell an old chinese proverb. - Old Chinese Proverb
4. A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Sam Hom
5. A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. - John Florio
6. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome
7. A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. - Mark Twain
8. All would live long but none would be old. - Ben Franklin
9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. - Cassandra Chatfield
10. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
11. Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be dissapointed. - Ben Franklin
12. Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Ben Franklin
13. Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies. - Canning
14. Do what you think is right in your heart. You'll be criticized anyway. - Eleanor Roosevelt
15. I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. - William Shakespeare
16. If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. - Mignon McLaughlin
17. An unwatched pot boils immediately. - H.F. Ellis
18. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. - Mignon McLaughlin
19. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
20. Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. - Unknown Author
21. It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. - Grace Hopper
22. Keep a thing seven years and it’s bound to come in handy. - Russian Proverb
23. Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. - Sam Ewing
24. I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.  - Elaine Dundy
25. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. - Dave Barry
26. Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. - Mindy Kaling

Airtel 4G - The Fastest Network Ever

Nowadays I am craving for speed a lot. Speed of the internet connection decides my productivity. I am a blogger who is working from home. I am running one lifestyle blog called Pink and Pink(www.pinkandpink.com) and this personal blog. I am a mother of a super active kid who is studying Junior KG now. He is having school only for half day. Once he comes back from school, I run behind him for making him to eat lunch. Then I have to make him to sleep. I hardly get time to blog when he is at home with me.

The morning time when he goes to school is the only time I get for blogging. I have to concentrate on few other household chores too during that time. So, I always have to be more productive. Otherwise my precious time gets wasted easily.

I am good in typing fast but my network is not that much fast. Most of the time goes in waiting for the page to get loaded. I use laptop for writing post. I use mobile for all other purpose including browsing, researching and checking mails.

The biggest drawback is the speed of the network. If I spend 30 minutes in writing a post totally, I am spending 30 minutes for waiting for loading. If I can get the fastest network, my productivity will be improved by 100%. In that case, I can write 2 blog post per day instead of just one blog post.

Recently I saw the television commercial advertisement of Airtel 4G which made me to check how it can change my life. Here are some interesting facts about Airtel 4G network. Airtel 4G is the first telecom operator who rolled out 4G services. It was a nationwide roll out across 296 cities.

The best thing is Airtel 4G is now available at 3G prices. It just made me to go crazy. One can get free home delivery of 4G SIM. This is another interesting offer from Airtel 4G.

I am going to try Airtel 4G very soon as I am not able to wait anymore. I hope that my productivity will be increased so much. I am sure that my hubby will also like the speed really. When we can get 4G at 3G prices, there is no need to wait. I am going to order Airtel 4G SIM and try the fastest network. In addition to blogging, this fastest network would enable me to improve my overall quality of life. I hope that the days of overnight movie downloads and low video streams would be gone.

I recommend everyone to try #Airtel4G. Enjoy the fastest network at 3G prices. Order your free 4G SIM today and get it delivered at your doorstep for free.

Watch the latest mind blowing advertisement of Airtel 4G.

#MySiblingRocks - Academics made easy by my sis

We had no habit of celebrating Raskhabandhan earlier when we were in our native. We are from Southernmost part of India and Raskhabandhan was not a very famous festival there during our childhood. Nowadays, Raskhabandhan  has become one of the important occasion which has to be celebrated by each and everyone who got best siblings.

On the occasion of Raskhabandhan, everyone recalls their memories with their best siblings and I am not an exception. My sister is 7 years younger to me. That might be the reason why I was seeing thinking myself as another mother who has to make everything perfect for her in life. Be it her academics, career or anything else, I want her to get the best. I go extra miles but I want to make sure that I do my level best in everything.

As she was too younger than me, I only used to advice, scold, order some years before. Now she is 22 years old and she is good enough in advising me too when I get stuck with personal problems :-)

When she was little, she helped me a lot in my academics. One of my college professor tortured everyone in our class a lot in form of impositions. He used to ask us to write algorithm so many times. One day, he asked us to write an algorithm for 1300 times. He gave punishment to the whole class always even if one student did not obey him.

My college was located far away from my home and I used to spend 3 to 3.5 hours daily in travelling. Without my sister, I could not have concentrated on my studies. I could have spent all my time in writing impositions and writing record books.

I was always topper in my school days. But after coming to college, I was missing the top position in the first two semesters. I had put more effort in studying and I had done my exams well. But still I was not able to come as a topper. I was really worried about it as I was not able to understand what could be the reason.

During the third semester, my sister presented me some glittering pens and gel pens for the exam. They were not popular at that time. She told me that it might be helpful for you. I used those pens for the exam. To my surprise, I became topper in third semester. I came to know that the one thing which I was missing was the best presentation. With her little gifts, I was able to be successful. From third semester onward, I was the topper in all semester exams. I was finally the department topper in my batch. All the credit goes to my sister who made me to perform better in my academics.

Doesn't she deserve for a wonderful gift on Rakshabhandan? If you have also got such similar person as your sibling, gift them now and show your love for them. You can buy Rakshabhandan gifts from http://rakhi.indiangiftsportal.com, http://www.igp.com/.

#ComeCloser to Radiant Skin with natural and simple skin care tips

Radiant skin is not something which has to be only in your dream ever. You do not even need to take an extra mile to come closer to flawless radiant skin. It is always easy and simple if you follow some simple and natural skin care tips. I do not like to go to beauty parlor and spend time and money for getting radiant skin. I believe natural and simple skin care tips always work.

Here are few simple and natural skin tip which you can follow to get a super radiant skin.

1. Use turmeric for your face and skin:

The most important ingredient to get a radiant and flawless skin is turmeric. Did I tell you the secret behind my flawless skin is turmeric? Yes, I use turmeric daily for my face at least. The important challenge here is in using pure turmeric. It is quite hard to get pure turmeric nowadays. Be careful while buying turmeric powder from shops. Alternatively, you can make your own homemade turmeric powder or you can choose good turmeric creams from quality brands like Vicco. I have tried Vicco turmeric cream. I like it so much as it is natural and gives me a flawless glowing skin.

2. Wash your face twice a day with good face wash:

It is very important to keep our skin free from dirt. Unless you wash with a good face wash which is suitable for skin, it is hard to remove those unwanted dusts. Try to choose face wash which is natural so that you can ensure that your skin is not damaged in long term.

It is quite important to remove your make up from the skin before you say good night for your day. If you let the make up on your face for the whole night, you can see pimples and other skin damages so early. So, wash your face with good face wash to remove the make up before you catch the sleep. Do not feel lazy in doing it.

3. Go for natural face packs once or twice a week:

Try to apply good natural face packs at least once or twice a week. You can use tomato, turmeric, curd, papaya, besan flour and any other natural ingredients from your kitchen to make a face pack. You can use moong dal also to make homemade face pack. Face packs help you to get glowing skin in few minutes and it can help you to rejuvenate your skin. It also helps to maintain the health of your skin. It is important to choose the ingredients to be used in face packs according to your skin.

Is it not that simple to maintain the heath of your skin and keep it radiant? So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and be radiant. It is just easy as having a cup of coffee.



Do not miss to watch the below video from  VICCO Turmeric Cream. It is good.

Its Time for stress-free mom with Parachute Advansed Aromatherapy oil

Mommies never get easily satisfied with the well-being of their children. Right from her children's birth, she is completely stressed out even if her children are completely fine. They worry about them even when there is no matter to worry. She will not be satisfied even if you are 80 kilos in weight. You will look always thin in her eyes. "Why are you becoming so thin?", a standard question every mother asks her child.

Your age is not a matter for her. You are always a baby who does not know anything in this world according to her.

I quit my job for my child. I started blogging after that. I am completely stress-free from my previous IT job now. But my mom is not satisfied. She is thinking that I am working so hard for the blog. She tells me that I am stressing too much for blogging, not eating on time, not taking care of my health and sitting too much with the laptop.

"Mom, my friends are going to a full-time job even after delivery. They are managing both work and family. They have to be on-time to the office. But blogging is not like that. It is all me who needs to plan. There is nothing to get stressed here. I completely love this blogging journey. When you have love in what your are doing, there is no place for stress. Moreover, I am not compromising anything for blogging. I am doing it in my own convenient time and uses my free time only.", I told her 101 times. But she never gets convinced.

She wants me to be like her. "You are so lucky to get a hubby who tells to sit at home and relax. Why are you not relaxing your free time. You immediately switch on the laptop and open the blogger window.", she scolds me daily.

"Mom, please understand that I am perfectly fine and relaxed. Do not stress yourself by wrong assumption. It is not me who has to destress. Its you who has to be destressed.", I told her.

"No. But...", she started again. "Mom, come on. I think that it is high time for you to relax, unwind and de-stress. I am having something magical for you to help you come out of your stress.", I told her.

She laughed. "So, you are going to take care of all house-hold chores. Am I right?", she asked. "No mom. It is more than that. Here is the combination of 3 essential oils - Lavender, Rosemary & Bergamot. It is nothing but Parachute Advansed Aromatherapy oil. Let me massage you right now. Tell me how do you feel?", I told her. She told, "you are always winning me right from the day you born." and got ready for the massage.

Hope your mom is also having erratic schedules and emotional ups and downs. You can press the pause button and help your mom to take a moment for her and relax with Parachute Advansed Aromatherapy oil.

Note: I’m blogging about why my mother needs to de-stress with a Parachute Advansed Aromatherapy Oil massage for the #StressFreeMom activity at BlogAdda.

Image credit: http://www.parachuteadvansed.com/aromatherapy/?q=unwrap-bottle

#HappyHome is possible with #ShareTheLoad

Woman who never loves to go out:

If all the household chores have to be done by only woman, she loves to go out. She asks you to take her outside every weekend. She will enjoy having lunch outside as half of the work done. But if you share her load, she enjoys staying at home without any hassles. She loves her home and feels going out is a tedious process.

Woman who never hates to return back to home:

You are taking your wife and children to a movie in the evening. You are coming home back in dinner time. You and children sit in front of television and enjoying the cricket. Your wife has to enter into kitchen to prepare dinner as it is already late at least for the children. She will also feel tired like you. She will be sweating and doing all the work. She has to prepare other things too for her children who have to go to school next day. She would have started worrying about all these things even when you were returning. How good it will be if you can share some load with her? She will feel happy to finish things faster and to go to bed earlier like you.

Woman who loves to leave your children with you:

The day is Sunday and you are sitting in front of TV watching your favorite Sunday special programs. Your wife leaves your children with you to take care and going out to buy groceries. You tell your children not to disturb you. You never mind what your children are doing. They are spilling, scattering and making the house so untidy. She is coming back and seeing the whole house was untidy. Think how bad she feels and how much anger she gets. The reaction will be opposite if you take care of few of the household chores and involve your children too.

Woman who always has a smiling face:

You might think why your wife is always angry at you, why she is always scolding you, why she is always arguing with you, why she is always yelling at you after marriage. "You had a smiling face before marriage. That's why I wanted to marry you.", you might have told her. Have you ever thought about the reason? When all the household chores suddenly pushed to her alone, she started becoming negative and lose her smile.

Woman who cares her kids with patience:

Woman who has to do all the household chores easily lose their patience as they lose all their energy levels and stamina in doing the chores. One should have enough inner and physical energy to maintain patience. Woman whose load is shared enjoys the naughty of her kids. She loves to see how their kids enjoy at home. She will not lose her patience even if their kids scatter the toys all over the home.

Woman who never runs to her mom's home frequently:

There is no doubt that woman loves to stay at her mom's home. Of course, she gets an extraordinary care there which you might also give her. Also, her mom does not let her daughter to do any work there. She gets the opportunity to relax and she gets re-energized. At least to regain the energy which she lost by doing the household chores alone, she likes to visit her mom's home frequently. But if you are caring enough to share her load at your home itself, she will be equally happy to stay at her own home. She feels both homes as pleasant places to stay.

I am writing for the #ShareTheLoad activity at BlogAdda.com in association with Ariel.

A letter to my dear son

To my dear son,

You know how much successful me and your dad are in our life. The only secret ingredient for our tasty life is honesty. Yes, we love to be honest whatever situation it is.

Honesty will never let you fail:

You might feel afraid whether you will fail in something. Believe me, you will never fail if you are honest. Be it your personal life or your career, be honest. Honesty will cover you in all situations and your history will never have the word 'failure'.

Honesty will never let you step down:

The entire world is so busy in climbing up in life no matter whether the path is an honest one. Those who take the dishonest path are sure to come down in few days or month. But the people who take the honest path will never step down. 

Honesty will never let you become weaker:

People fail in their life when they feel weak. Whenever you think about your honesty, your energy level will get boosted automatically. You will feel more stronger and you will feel that all your problems are quite weak when compared with your strength. People who are dishonest will always feel weaker throughout their life even though they do not reveal it.

Honesty will never give you a bad name:

People might gain good name and fame so easily by cheating, lying or any other dishonest ways. But the truth will not hide for a longer time. Truth will come out one day. It might take its own time but it will come in the right time. The disaster will take place one it comes out. Everyone who praised them earlier will curse them even much more at that time. Be honest. Never think about gaining good name or reaching heights of fame. Do your work with honest. Everything else will come to your way.

Honesty will never let you feel coward:

If you are honesty enough, you do not need to feel afraid in any situation. People who are dishonest have to always feel coward. They always worry whether their real face and dishonest things will come out and make a disaster in their life. 

Let others be honest or not. Try to make them honesty. If you cannot change them, leave them till they learn the importance of honesty. But do not get influenced by their temporary success. Success of dishonest people is never permanent. Everything will vanish one day which are not made in an honesty way. So, be honest always and success is always yours. 

I am writing a letter about how a mother teaches honesty to her child with the Max Life Insurance i-genius #YoursHonestly activity in association with BlogAdda.

#YoursHonestly
Sundari.